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Joke of the Day

"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."

"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"

"I asked God for a bike,... I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth."

"My friend grabs something in my pocket It was deez nuts"

"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"Why was Twelve running from Seven? Because Seven had a fucking rocket launcher!"

"It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."

"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."