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Joke of the Day
"It was an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."
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"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."
"What do you call a dear with no eyes? No Idea"
"As an atheist I don't receive many xmas cards and the ones I do disproportionately say ""may God have mercy on your soul."""
"I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable"
"A photon walks into a hotel..... ..... And is asked if he needs help with his luggage. The photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."
"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"
"A child in the coffee shop cried and cried until she was given a cake pop, and as I walked past, I whispered, ""Your technique is flawless."""
"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."