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Joke of the Day

"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"

"Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!"

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without some other guy's dick in it."

"If Christian Bale has never cancelled a date and said ""sorry to Bale on you"" then I don't think he is living life to the fullest."

"What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table? I don't knead you anymore."

"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."