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Joke of the Day

"Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead"

"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."

"got kicked out of cub scouts as a kid... for eating a brownie..."

"What is a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre."

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."

"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"

"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:"