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Joke of the Day

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"Why did Jeb Bush cross the road? To get to the other side! ^^Please ^^Clap"

"My mates called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer. Turns out they wanted one each."

"What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"Someone stole my mood ring I'm not sure how I feel about that"

"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""

"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."

"What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast? Steak and negs. In shame and solitude"

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."