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Joke of the Day
"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."
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"I think I lost an electron I'm feeling pretty positive though"
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings. I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan."
"TIFU while having sex on an elevator Hey-ooo"
"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"
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