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Joke of the Day
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"
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"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."
"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."
"Missed Connection: You were attractive. I awkwardly overreacted to your presence."
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"What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother."
"There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out. She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her."
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"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."
"My 2-year-old ate the crust off her pizza but left the cheese and pepperoni untouched. Apparently I'm raising the Antichrist."