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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"
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"How did the blind man know Santa was in his house? He felt his presents."
"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"
"New diet plan: murder all the skinny people."
"I left my keys on my piano ...That's it."
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."
"What are cranes made of? Cranium."
"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."
"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"
"Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her."