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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"
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"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."
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"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
"Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders? He doesn't want to feel the Bern."
"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"
"What do you call a group of girls all named Paige? A chapter."
"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."
"How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."