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Joke of the Day

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"Friend: ""I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage."" Me: ""Fred or Ben?"""

"Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? Inke"

"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."

"I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it."

"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!"

"My girlfriend is: - super sweet - light as a feather - pink - melts in my mouth when I eat her - always at a circus - possibly cotton candy"

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."