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Joke of the Day

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"Everyone wants a bigger house until you have to dust Now I'm dreaming of a one room shanty inside a bubble"

"I wondered why everyone said I had ""bed hair"", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head."

"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."

"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"

"My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest but I never forget."

"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"

"If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer."