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Joke of the Day

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."

"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."

"The MAN makes the BIG decisions. The WOMAN makes the LITTLE decisions... Married over 16 years, haven't made a BIG decision yet."

"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."

"Did you hear the one about Jonestown? I'd tell it to you, but the punch line's too long."

"Apple profits have been going through the roof One might say... they're back in mac. *I'll see myself out.*"

"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"

"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."

"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."

"Don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there."