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Joke of the Day

"Jack, Dill, James, and Mike were walking down the street. Mike fell down. Can Dill, Jack, or James he"

"Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge."

"Irrational fear 807: being spoken to by a comedian during their performance. I would die a thousand proverbial deaths and a single real one."

"There are no limits to my perfection a monkey was thinking while looking at a human."

"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."

"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence."

"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"

"Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: ""Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"""