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Joke of the Day

"Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding"

"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."

"Giving compliments... ...to women is like pot-hitting in a mine field."

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"What did the town say to it's father, the city, when it left to get groceries Ciudad"

"[Clean] You can tell that someone is not from an English speaking country if... ...if their phone's personal dictionary is full of people's names."

"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."

"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"