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Joke of the Day
"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."
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"Sometimes I like to freak out the toddler by putting my iPad to my ear and frantically asking her if I've been miniaturized."
"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"
"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."
"What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy? There's a vas deferens."
"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? Because they can't elope."
"ME: Why can't everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can't you ME: Don't change the subject"