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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctors for a physical. The doctor says ""you have to stop masturbating"" The man replies ""why?"" The doctor responds ""because I'm trying to give you a physical"""

"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."

"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."

"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."

"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."

"I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point."

"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."

"Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!"