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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!"
Next Joke
"If I ever wake up miniature I'm going to use a ravioli as a pillow and just go back to bed."
"I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes"
"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."
"So a girl once asked me... ""Hey wanna come over? Nobody will be home."" So I came over. And nobody was home."
"Overheard 10 plan her b-day party with her BFF, including renting several hotel rooms for a mega sleepover. Somebody tell her, I can't."
"Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis... Jeremy Beadle has a tiny penis, but on the other hand, it's massive."
"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"
"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"