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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!"
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"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."
"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen"
"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"
"What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !"
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone get it..."
"The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies."
"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."