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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? Because only men can be seXY."
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"Are you today's date? Because your 10/10."
"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"
"If meat is murder..... Than are blowjobs cannibalism?"
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."
"Yo mommas so ugly... Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
"WIFE: You know Hogwarts isn't real? It's just part of series of fantasy novels. ME: *chasing an owl around my garden* WHATEVER MUGGLE!!!"
"The masochist says to the sadist... ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""