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Joke of the Day
"Yo mommas so ugly... Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE"""
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"""You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"""
"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."
"i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership"
"I took the shell off of my racing snail.... I thought it would make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish."
"Me and the wife were having a row the other day when, all of a sudden, the strangest thing happened... Our canoe sank."
"What's the best part of punching a tranny in the face? You get the pleasure of punching a woman but with none of the guilt!"
"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."