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Joke of the Day

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."

"Why did the chicken cross my wife? Because I ran her over in the street."

"5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer."

"Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters."

"What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day"

"Butts Do not like lies."

"Interviewer: It says here you're skilled at saying unexpected things? Me: Yes, I am. Interviewer: Hmm, I thought you were going to say something unexpec-- oh, you're good."

"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."

"What did Grandma say to the frog? Something racist, probably."