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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids."
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"All I wanna do is [gun shot noise] [cash register noise] [organ noise] [saxophone noise] [cow noise] [cat noise] Fix this broken synthesizer"
"We act like we're too cool for ""brand loyalty"" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street."
"Today I found ought I was adopted... but they gave me back."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"
"With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food."
"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."