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Joke of the Day
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
Next Joke
"What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts."
"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."
"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."
"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."
"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."
"Black Joke Why are black people getting stronger??? Because the televisions these days are getting heavier."
"Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather."
"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"
"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"