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Joke of the Day

"Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?"

"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."

"Battered women... ...sounds delicious. But that doesn't make it right!"

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization? Bone Tugs In Harmony"

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."

"How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible? Cross your legs"

"I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled ""how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."""