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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it."

"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."

"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."

"What's the quickest way to clean semen off a poodle? Seriously. I need to know because my mother-in-law is due back home in about 20 minutes."

"What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !"

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home!"

"I'm Not Racist I'm not racist, my slave is a black guy."

"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."

"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"