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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a scary horse? A night-mare."
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"2 Chefs decide to make a Mexican themed dinner for their Anniversary... Chef 1 turns to Chef 2 and utters, ""you and I will make passionate shit together"""
"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."
"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."
"Superwife! Gets pissed faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than your longest friendships. Leaps your decisions in a single bound."
"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"
"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."
"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."
"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""
"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"