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Joke of the Day

"I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, ""I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."""

"What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan? The ocean."

"Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ? Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //"

"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"

"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"

"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"

"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."

"What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?"

"2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents."