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Joke of the Day

"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."

"We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags."

"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"

"What's the worst part about dating a French horn player? Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass."

"I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume"

"Mail! Female!"

"I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley. After months of therapy I'm finally battling my Damons."

"Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. CAN'T WAIT!"

"Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire."

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."