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Joke of the Day

"My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!"

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."

"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."

"Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married? Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to ""Franken-Stein."""

"What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more? Hunger panes."

"My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."