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Joke of the Day

"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."

"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."

"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"

"Your momma is so fat, she doesn't argue with anyone because... she's always the bigger person."

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."

"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"

"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."

"What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor? He developed a de-fetus attitude."

"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"