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Joke of the Day
"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."
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"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
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"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."
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"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""