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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."
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"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"
"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."
"The actual secret ingredient on most Iron Chefs is forehead sweat."
"Before you criticise someone... Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey!"
"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""
"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."