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Joke of the Day

"People used to say I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... Well, take a look at me now!"

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin"

"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."

"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"""Expose yourself to Art"" they said ""Art will tase you and call the cops on you"" they didn't say"

"I'd like a new frog please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide."

"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."

"I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust."