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"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin"
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"""So did you get lucky last night?"" You better believe it! [flashback to me making all green lights omw home after girl refused to kiss me]"
"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."
"What's more useless than a condom at a feminist rally? Everyone there."
"It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons."
"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."
"What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's."
"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"
"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"