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Joke of the Day

"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"

"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !"

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"

".@espn ugh all u ever tweet about is sports"

"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we are ok now."

"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."

"I was just told this joke What's the hard part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!!"

"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."

"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."