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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"

"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."

"[Couples Therapy] HER: He keeps pretending he's a doctor. This relationship is dead HIM: I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:26 ME: OMG SEE!"

"Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? ""You gotta keep 'em desiccated"""

"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."

"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza"

"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."

"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"