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Joke of the Day

"A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked into a psychiatrist office. The doctor said I can clearly see your nuts"

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."

"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""

"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"

"I was walking in the woods the other day... ... when I ran into a bear and I accidentally played Dad instead of Dead. Now it can ride its bike with not training wheels"

"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"

"Brought a stapler to a gun fight and now everyone is neatly organized into piles of corpses and sorted by height. The police will be pleased"

"What's up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane."

"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"