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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."

"Snape: ""I think the Dark Lord has returned."" Potter: ""Are you serious?"" Snape: ""No, I'm Severus."""

"Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !"

"What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots"

"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."

"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."

"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating."

"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"

"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside!"