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Joke of the Day
"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."
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"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"
"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."
"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."
"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."
"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"
"What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator."
"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"
"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"