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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a six offender."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she flirted with the road's husband."

"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"

"*queen points out window* ""what's that flashing out the window?"" ""Lightning, My Queen"" *car busts thru window* DID I HEAR LIGHTNING McQUEEN"

"Why did Moses vote for Al Gore? Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years."

"A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. ""An old flame? I asked. He winked and said ""More like an unlit match."""

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."

"So my daughters friend came over the other day and they played house together Now I have $50k in medical bills and she thinks she has Lupus."

"Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump"