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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying you're a jackass but... You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set."
Next Joke
"Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves."
"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."
"Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon."
"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."
"If you're cold, just stand in a corner... They're usually 90 degrees."
"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."
"I went for my physical yesterday. Nurse came in the room and she said ""I'm going to have to ask you to stop masturbating"" I was like ""What? Why!?"" She said ""because I'm trying to do your physical!"""
"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."
"I don't have many friends: I don't have many friends but I can draw pretty well, so I drew a bunch of friends But I only draw in black pen.. So I feel really uncomfortable"