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Joke of the Day

"I don't have many friends: I don't have many friends but I can draw pretty well, so I drew a bunch of friends But I only draw in black pen.. So I feel really uncomfortable"

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? because they can't C#"

"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."

"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"

"Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor? Because these colors don't run"

"Tutorial: How to make sure your Reddit post blows up Ill tell you if this reaches 50 upvotes edit: ~~added joke~~ update"

"Why did the cow get a job at Google? Because she was out standing in her field."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said... ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"

"The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter."