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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."
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"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."
"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"
"A daughter goes to her Jewish father and asks for $20 The father replies ""$10, what do you need $5 for?"""
"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"
"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny"
"[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw... (Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)"
"How to make her squirt: make sure she is a lime"