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Joke of the Day
"Wow, the guy buried alive with weed in his pocket must be rolling in his grave right now."
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"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."
"The American stock market is a bear BULL shit"
"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together."
"What sound does a Turkey make? ""coup coup"""
"Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths"
"Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!"
"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""
"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."