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Joke of the Day
"What's the #1 thing that pisses off redditors? You're grammar"
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"Wife: Did you want to go to Comic Con? Me: *Google searches 'Is Emilia Clarke going to be on the Game of Thrones panel at Comic Con'* ""No"""
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty."
"teaching my 1yo daughter to shout ""Mike Wazowski!"" every time someone opens a closet door"
"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."
"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."
"You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging."
"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."
"Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it'll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child"