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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Did you want to go to Comic Con? Me: *Google searches 'Is Emilia Clarke going to be on the Game of Thrones panel at Comic Con'* ""No"""

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."

"I like to steal other peoples' Viagra... It's a real dick move, I know."

"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"

"What do you call a wolf once its found A there wolf"

"Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback."

"laugh! besty medicine"

"What happens when you come across lion? Wipe it off and say sorry."