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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association."
Next Joke
"What's the opposite of wake up sex? Necrophilia."
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"
"[in hip-hop voice] uh"
"How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus."
"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."
"Hipsters only know their weight in Instagrams."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Made by my mother."
"Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up? In Albu-quirky."
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made it round and laughed and laughed and laughed"