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Joke of the Day
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."
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"I am friends with 25 letters from the alphabet I don't know y EDIT: Credits to Chris Turner."
"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."
"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."
"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away."
"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"
"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."