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Joke of the Day

"Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it'll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child"

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a pedophile.... Eh but what would she know, I mean she is only three."

"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."

"My spouse just said I'm such a cheap date that he knew he'd actually save money by marrying me. I'm apparently the Geico of women."

"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."

"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"

"I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly. It was a brokeswagen."

"I'm really obsessed with Harry Potter. On a scale of 1-10, how obsessed do you think I am? 9 3/4"

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."