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Joke of the Day

"I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words... ""Were you fired?"""

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."

"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."

"What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel"

"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."

"what did the Fonz say after his first yoga class? namasteeeyyyy!"

"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it."

"Three cheers for rap music. Hip hop... \- Tim Vine"

"What did the Nazi boy say to his sweetheart? I reich you."