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Joke of the Day

"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."

"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""

"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."

"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."

"The coolest Superhero would be The Inaudible Woman."

"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"

"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""

"My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea... runs in the family"