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Joke of the Day
"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"
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"I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this"
"""Oh man, that thing looks irritated"" - me, pulling into the airport parking lot and seeing my mother-in-law waiting on the curb"
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."
"In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine ... runs off ..."
"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
"The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work."
"Why do midgets make bad parents? Cause they struggle to put food on the table"
"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."