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Joke of the Day
"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"
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"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"
"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"
"Django and Bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j."
"You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer."
"What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom? A handicrapped zone."
"People always tell me I'm funny and I always have to remind them I'm Dad."
"What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint? Benjammin Moore mon"
"How man Jews can you fit in a Mercedes? A few thousand. They all fit in the ashtray"
"What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!"